Well, except that Kroenke wasn’t asking St. Louis to build him a stadium. They would have, and he didn’t want it.

Napping position: on couch, flat on back, TV remote on chest, 2nd quarter of any sunny late afternoon West Coast football game.

Counterpoint: the people who have two hours to sit around and wait to talk to a sports radio host deserve to be berated.

Congressional played easier than any US Open course in history. 22 players finished at even par or better.

“That 49ers Super Bowl win at Stanford Stadium was one of the boringest Super Bowls in history. I don’t think I can remember a single play from it.”

In a world not so full of colossal assholes, every car would be the quiet car, except for one “noise car” that gets released and dropped into a gorge because fuck everyone who has ever talked on a train.

As long as you take it off and hold it in front of you on the subway instead of swinging it around while you play Candy Crush, wear whatever the hell you want.

Except that Kleenex makes one specific product. Asking for a coke and meaning “orange coke” or Sprite is like asking for a Kleenex and meaning a goddamn dish towel.

Yeah, go with that bagged lettuce. It’s not like there’s a massive recall every couple years because of listeria contamination.

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

If I didn’t change the settings on our DVR, my wife’s New Girl season pass would still be set to record SD. She didn’t even notice I changed it, but since for a while she was making me watch it with her, I had to do something.

And they would do it again, because one contract year is significantly more valuable than possibly (but not definitely) gaining homefield advantage in one game.

I have to assume dying at 11 AM is at least partially a conscious decision. If you’re old and have been up since 5, by 11 you’re faced with the option to go make yourself a sandwich for lunch, or die in your recliner.

And the Giants week three opponent in 2007: The Washington Redskins

You mean except for the bar owner (Kane’s friend) saying that she was all over him like a slut that night. And the driver (Kane’s friend and off-duty Buffalo PD) saying she went with Kane willingly and nothing happened?

Is it alright with you if I cook myself a cheeseburger for dinner tonight, Grimey?

Jeremy Renner’s character was the only REMOTELY plausible part of the movie, and the only redeeming part.

I’m certain there are women in Boston. I’m also certain that if you’re telling the story of Whitey Bulger or members of his organization, there aren’t going to be many women directly involved.

Sandwich guy - for starters, when you want Chipotle, the only thing that going to satisfy you is Chipotle. If it’s anything like the Chipotle near my office, you can eat your extra mustardy sandwich while standing in line and be hungry again by the time you’re ordering.

Kam Chancellor should be getting a commission on whatever the Eagles are paying Maxwell.