That’s the phrase of the day on the Gawker platform.

Well, I’d agree that there isn’t anything particularly inflammatory about what Maines said and that the reaction was rather absurd, but the most basic and fundamental rule of being a performing artist is to know your audience.

To summarize, Tom Ley hates George W. Bush, therefore nobody is allowed to chronicle anything he ever did in a positive light.

Sure, I’d be happier if I could get 8-9.5 hours of sleep every night. That would mean a hell of a lot more free time than I currently have.

There are only about 1700 fewer asses in the Yankee Stadium seats this year, on average. Being in a pennant race puts asses in the seats.

My wife and I bought the drinks package for the last two cruises we took - though we may not have technically gotten our money’s worth, the peace-of-mind that comes with removing the unknown end of week bar tab was worth it for us.

I’m not entirely sure of the context of your question. If you’re asking how a person could consider raping their girlfriend, my answer is I don’t know.

You’re a bad person.

Well, aren’t you something.

Chandler and Alvarado are a nightmare on the defensive right.

I’d love to see mashed avocado guacamole guy’s recipe for tomato sauce:

I packed my 20-year-old “teams of the Big East” glasses I got for filling up at Getty more carefully for a crosstown move.

Ironically, with no job and horrible credit, Portis is in a small group of people who couldn’t get a car at Eastern Motors.

Wow, that’s about perfect. I was born in 1979, and I definitely remember when my parents bought our first computer - which I think was when I was 11 or 12. AOL didn’t enter our home until a few years after that.

That’s funny. My wife-to-be just turned 28 and was stunned three years ago when I actually CALLED her to ask her out instead of texting. You would have thought I sent her a damn telegram.

Well, it’s a universal truth that adolescents are all stupid assholes. Any objective and retroactive self-analysis proves it - we were all fucking horrible at that age.

I’m fairly certain that rural Maine is the worldwide leader in tickets given out abandoned roads in the middle of the night.

Top drawer or bottom? Our limit was $15,000, with less than $5000 accessible in the top cash box - that was 14 years ago. And you’d never open the bottom drawer in a robbery unless you were specifically told to do so.

If you give away $5k in a bank robbery, you’re a lousy teller. Having that much cash in 50 and 100 denominations in your top cash drawer runs against the policy I learned when I worked as a teller during summer vacations and briefly after college. Having $5000 in the top drawer would be the absolute maximum you should…

Ordinarily, and when it comes to relatively mundane events I’d agree with you, but this is actually a moment worth capturing. I wouldn’t mind holding onto a video like that to watch over the years.