I found the same exact thing happened to me. I’d been using the blue Dove gel deodorant, picked up the green one because I liked the scent, and it irritated the hell out of me.

I found the same exact thing happened to me. I’d been using the blue Dove gel deodorant, picked up the green one…

The timing of this is a hilarious coincidence for me. This weekend, my lady friend was making herself a drink that called for sugar. Unfortunately, she’s apparently unable to differentiate between coarse kosher salt and granulated sugar if they’re both in clear containers on the kitchen counter.

Am I allowed, in 2015, to be mad about a trendy/casual restaurant not giving me a free refill? Or should I just be an adult and not drink 17 Diet Cokes during dinner?

When Kelly Clarkson is in your “pro” column, you have lost the right to have a “con” column.

This from a guy who needed 1200 words to describe how to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

Yeah, repeated exposure to that asbestos and mold can’t be good for one’s health.

The Marlins have played in an empty stadium hundreds of times.

“Crapola” is actually a step up from Giannone’s usual reporting.

Yep. An empty Makers Mark bottle is perfect for cooking oils.

What I heard was an explanation for why you wore a polo, though what was missing is why you chose a polo that fifth graders wear on school picture day.

"Hey guys, here's what I want to do for my bachelor party. First, you get up early on a Saturday after you presumably worked all week. Then, you come over and help me load a moving truck. After that, you follow me over to my new house where you unload the truck. Then, you can sit around and wait for everyone to shower…

In Don's defense, he was still recovering from Roger's blackface performance of "My Old Kentucky Home".

Thank God someone said it. A proper Old Fashioned doesn't have a bunch of pulp and mashed cherry in the bottom of the glass.

Fuck this guy, and not just because he’s playing at Duke. I get the feeling someone named “Grayson Allen” would be an enormous asshole at any university or in any professional field.

Dave Roberts would be thrown out at 2nd base.

Awww jeez, you got the stink lines and everything.

If you shoot 100+ at some dog track muni, all one-handed lefty Tiger would have to do is get around Augusta in less than 200, because you won't.

Seems pretty clear that most sports reporters got into the business because they were never invited to go anywhere.

I rushed the field once in college, Maryland beat West Virginia (featuring Marc Bulger) 33-0. It's a dead sprint onto the field with thousands of other people to then be trapped in a jumping pile of humanity.

"These refs are awful! I can't believe these kids keep making mistakes! What the hell was that coach thinking! Oh, and here's the money I'd like to risk on all of this."