Robert Morris?

Damn right it did. Especially if you were 15 and the internet wasn't a thing.

Kelly - sometimes we just need 10 minutes away from you. It doesn't mean we're in the bathroom jacking off while you sit out on the couch.

How many ribs has Simmons had removed to fellate himself that effectively?

Something tells me "Eva" and "hummer" weren't intended to be separate items.

True enough. It was a carry-over from a similar conversation elsewhere.

I was agreeing with him, arguing with the anti-DST people.

Yeah, let's hurry up and get rid of daylight savings time. It'll be awesome to have than sun rise on the east coast before 4:30 AM for the entire month of June, and before 5 AM for more than three months. Nothing better than 2 1/2 hours of daylight before most people's alarm goes off.

Can someone translate this little conflict for people who aren't in high school?

I'm sure the NCAA is looking for a way to posthumously punish Jerry Tarkanian for this.

Call me cynical, but killing that dog probably prevented old Michael there from getting his own heart ripped out that day.

When you're trying to prove you're not "backwards" it's probably not wise to bring up your "ethical traditions" that include every color of the bigotry rainbow.

That also goes for the turnovers as well. Based on nothing more than anecdotal evidence from the Stadium Series games, players seemed more likely to make the "safe" play with a bouncing puck rather than a play with more risk/reward potential.

I knew I was going to marry my future wife on our first Valentine's Day, 7 months into our relationship. She said, "I don't want to go out anywhere, let's put on sweatpants, order pizza and drink a bottle of wine."

Chuck E. Cheese. Have some crappy pizza as your life hits rock bottom.

Presumably because you'd never be able to see Kevin McHale against the backdrop of even light snowfall.

He's poking people in the eyes on purpose.

A bad look? So even though Chris Paul may have said the exact same thing about a rookie male official a hundred times that we never heard about because why would we, this is bad because it was about a woman?

I certainly hope I'm misunderstanding, but it seems as if you have a problem with chicken and waffles?

I guess if you believe the decision was based solely on this incident, it is rather silly. Of course, believing that probably makes you incredible naive.