They can spin in however they want, but if you've been paying attention to Thursday night football, you know that the games have been either blowouts or poorly-played disasters, or both.

Ahhh yes, Long Island and Rockland County - the home of the Irish Catholic Notre Dame fan who couldn't find South Bend on a map.

Well, I'm sure the folks at FanGraphs will come to his defense, which will undoubtedly satisfy A's fans who have watched their team play 14 games with a chance to advance in the playoffs and lose 13 of them during Beane's tenure.

That piano music was a million times more exciting than Ernie Johnson. Actually the entire thing was a better production than TBS the other night.

-Eliminate interleague & divisional play

I'm not entirely sure how it's a negative thing for Jeter that he can bring a girl home and not only doesn't she think twice about eating his ass mere hours after meeting, but tells people about it.

But how will I know what sport I'm watching without a graphic depiction of an old-timey Telstar soccer ball being kicked by a cartoon foot?

God, the Yuengling hangovers. I know it seems like a liquid, but goes down like you're drinking a bottle of sawdust. Never been more dehydrated in my entire life.

Yuengling: The Least Refreshing Flavorless Beer on Earth

It's interesting, but I too was a "shithead" at times, and despite the fact that I was never whipped with a belt or tree branch, I too learned that my shithead actions had ramifications. It's almost as if those methods are unnecessarily cruel.

I don't like his voice, I don't like the fact that even when he's calling a televised game he feels the need to call every pass of the ball as if he's on radio.

Agreed. I don't know why people like him.

PK: Mmm, this is really good, isn't it Commish?

Yeah, nobody's ever worn khaki shorts and a polo shirt anywhere but on a golf course.

At that specific Olive Garden? My ex-GFs parents, habitually.

No problem at all with pumpkin beer, my objection is to people insisting it's pumpkin beer season in August, as was the case this year.

Someone introduce this guy to a tailor and a barber.

How about you just enjoy a couple months doing something else?

Short of banning Justin Tuck for life, there's very little the NFL could have done about that one.