Takes a lot of focus to listen to Skynyrd and watch cars driving.

Well sure, the bid looks great. They're just not able to deliver on most of it even though a bunch of people are dead.

"You are like the buzzing of flies to him."

It's definitely not terrible, and pretty quotable.

Thank you. Christ, even when he WAS the bad guy, he had plenty of people around him making sure he didn't look like one.

No need for the cheese to be between two tortillas, that's just dumb. Just melt the cheese onto a single tortilla (low heat, large fry pan) then wrap the burrito as normal. Been making them for years.

Well, my innocence is officially shattered.

How often are WR's covered by LB's or Safeties?

There's a difference between understanding the rules and understanding the tactics involved. Which isn't to say American football isn't exceptionally complex strategically, because it his.

Impregnating Shakira has got to be exhausting. The fact that he can even stand up is impressive.

What offends you so much about people who like something you don't?

This is a man who will devote entire shows to Breeders Cup horse racing. Clearly he's plugged in to the sports people care about.

If this is the kind of shitty "musical" act you like, that's your problem. Don't make it mine.

Match #3 and we've gotten the goal of the tournament.

Agreed, Diaz was an absolute trainwreck last night. Moore/Klein will play their standard 14 minutes or so.

All Girardi has to do is settle the puck and move it to McDonagh and it's a 3-on-2 the other way. He had all the time in the world and he took a huge dump on the ice.

Should have done it on Twitter, since that's where the majority of their relationship took place.

50 Cent? Sign him up.

Not everything is Crosby vs Ovechkin. They can both go piss up a rope.

As long as he's capable of a -35 season despite beginning almost 60% of his shifts in the offensive zone.