My favorite team doesn't have cheerleaders.

I'm not saying the cheerleaders can't complain, but they're all easily replaceable, and if the job itself disappeared tomorrow, nothing of value will have been lost.

Employment standards? Job-related performance/appearance evaluations? Bosses playing favorites and taking time off when you're not allowed to?

I don't know about tickets, but if you booked a hotel room early for this weekend, you got robbed. There are thousands of rooms available right in midtown for standard room rates.

Everyone who watches First Take should be loaded onto a rocket and blasted towards the sun.

It's the worst non-Nickelback song ever recorded.

Finally, someone with an actual reason to tell you about CrossFit.

As well you should. Sidenote: if I say no muddled fruit in my Old Fashioned, please don't make me a bourbon, cherry and orange smoothie.

I'll gladly tip $3 or more per well-made cocktail. I'm not tipping $2 on a draft or bottled beer that costs $7 and requires no effort whatsoever.

Well, having your biggest rival whacked over the knee before nationals is pretty scrappy, I'll give you that.

Why do the Broncos win eastern Tennessee?

How dare Nancy Kerrigan not be nice to me at the practice sessions in Lillehammer? It's not like I "planned" the attack on her, I only knew about it after the fact, so what's up her snooty butt anyway?

I don't really know how having a an average season or two among a bunch of bad ones at the end of his career is evidence of prior greatness, particularly for a player who was a 5+ WAR guy only five times in his entire career. He was clearly above average for his career, but you wanted me to look at his WAR, and it…

In looking at WAR, I'm noticing that for 6 of his last 8 seasons, Biggio was at the level of a sub, and in the last of those years, he was sub-replacement level.

I'll hold that against Pete Rose if we're discussing the all-time hits record. Rose reached 3000 hits in about 1600 fewer ABs than Mr. Biggio. Aside from Cal Ripken and Rickey Henderson, Biggio needed the most ABs to reach 3000, and both of them have other things on their resume that made the HOF a foregone…

Maybe the people who didn't vote for Biggio actually looked at his baseball reference page and noticed that he was a below average hitter for the last 8 years of his career and hung on at least 2 years too long just to reach the magical 3000 hit milestone.

I guess folding or moving a franchise losing $20 million per year would be too obvious?

Men in their 30s with a wife and kids who have neither the time nor the motivation to shave their pubes.

Why do people keep insisting on asking Bobby Valentine questions?