I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

argh, 8 posts! Kinja problems, sorry everyone.

When there's snow like this and half of it is ice? Yep.

I also have no problem with this strategy.

Amen. Just know that for every shithead who says dibs is some kind of "Chicago tradition," there's another keeping the tradition of anti-dibs vigilantism alive. This is how I ended up with several nice folding chair and an end table.

Nope. Still city streets, not neighborhood streets. No dibs.

I see where the nurse is coming from. It's a personal safety issue. One day it's vandalizing her car- it's rational to fear things could get worse.It may be an unwritten rule that you don't take a shoveled out space but it's the law that spaces on a public street is first come first served.

it's kind of the unwritten rule that you don't take other people's shoveled out spaces, right?

now he knows how it feels*

She brutally mutilated him and then was allowed into his hospital room? How did she get anywhere near him? How come her scissors were so sharp? Mine don't even cut hair. Can you get a penis prosthesis? Can they grow one on the back of a mouse? I have many questions.

She really did get the shaft.

this is a lot

WHY IS NO ONE COMMENTING ON BOOM CHOCOLATTA BEING A HILARIBEST NAME FOR ANYTHING

So spread cookies on some cookies?

Seriously, if you're gonna eat cookie dough, make it fresh! I was once in line for a concert, and a girl in front of me pulled a huge tube of Tollhouse cookie dough out of her bag and took an ENORMOUS bite. Now, I love cookie dough, but that was fucking disgusting.

To me, Biscoff tastes like graham crackers.