$500 is a lot to spend on a fish, but the most interesting thing about this story is that the vet knew how to treat a constipated goldfish. That's amazing!

I was rolling my eyes and thought "he should have just fed it greenpeas bc that's what you give constipated goldfish." And then I finished reading about the lump. And then I was sad bc I know how to treat constipated fish.

OMC (Oh My Cod)! What a bunch of carp!

I mean, I spent about that on my boyfriend's Christmas present and I don't even really like him....

Went to Thailand in May. It was virtually empty compared to what I could tell it was like during high season. Koh Phi Phi was actually quite nice as there were few tourists, everything was dirt cheap. It was crazy hot the entire time but we only really were rained on once and the ticket from LA was around $800.…

My cat is more my child than a boyfriend.

no knows I'm a cat. It's a secret I plan on taking to the grave.

me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

Oh shit! How come shit like this never happens in my part of North Texas?

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

You're trolling, right? There are people with master's degrees who can't get jobs. At fucking McDonald's! People are not underqualified, there aren't jobs because the economy was tanked by the kind of people you probably look up to.

Once I went looking for a colleague A, saw her office door was closed and asked colleague B if colleague A was in a meeting. She said, she thought she was in but that she never closes her door. We walked up to the door to knock and then notices a teeny tiny post-it that said "I QUIT". No one every saw her again,…

Winter trip to England. Stuck to the south, to avoid bad weather. Wonderful lack of crowds, especially on the roads. The great houses were mostly closed, but the cathedrals and churches were open. Tower of London in cold drizzle was perfect, very atmospheric. Day trip on Eurostar to Paris, also uncrowded.

I tried to quit my current job last month, but my boss wouldn't let me. I ended up with a promotion and a raise. Very confusing phone call.

Beginning of the year, I've been working at a big chain store as a lead dog trainer for nearly 6 years. Love the dog training (and people training) part, not so much the retail/sales part. Our district manager gets demoted and put as the manager of our store, and proceeds to make me and my staff miserable. We double…

I frequently travel to cold places in the dead of winter. (Don't ask.) These are some things that I've learned, both good and bad: