Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing. - Ron Swanson 

He never said he graduated.

Now, I’m not a basketball coach and my playing days peaked in high school, but I feel like No. 11 probably shouldn’t have inbounded the ball directly to an opposing player for a clean look at a three in that instance.

 
Is there an available quarterback who might have belonged there, or at least played forcefully enough to give his team a chance in the way that Sanchez so clearly couldn’t? The answer is so obvious and routinely proven that I don’t even need to mention his name.

It’s sweet that you think Ernest Cline is aware of stuff outside of the 1980s

I’d like to see it with another lineman in place of Trubisky.

next week, direct snap to Hicks

It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.

1. I meant “an NFL team’s marketing department.”
2. I wasn’t trying to get an autograph. My son wasn’t included in the “kid’s club” training day even though they said they would have space. He was devastated.
3. I don’t know why I’m responding to anyone here because I really don’t care.
3. I don’t have a son.

Pup Guard-a-gola.

Ain’t no rule says a dog can't play soccer! 

George Tech engineering professor Alan Porter who gave his opinion on the future of fast food.

The Aristocrats?

Apropos, I read this sequestered in the bathroom.

a crummy commercial.

There’s a Prince of Crimson Tides joke in there somewhere. I spent 30 seconds on the task and ran out of fucks to give.

They have Auburn next week so maybe they wanted a mini-bye? I mean, they are going to beat Auburn by 30 points but that is the big in-state rivalry. Auburn is playing Liberty today so they look to have the same thinking.  There isn’t really anything short of a loss that can knock Alabama out of the number one spot.

Games like this always amaze and confuse me, because this late in the season there’s no up side for Alabam (other than maybe a rest week). I’ve been told because college football rankings are done by a combination of stats and the will of the old ones, even a win deemed not sufficiently dominant to a lower tier school…

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?