This comment makes no sense at all.

Husker dön’t

But Packers fans are handling this whole situation far worse than anyone else

Sounds like these guys read too much Splinter.

Everyone, I’m so sorry. I know there’s a “fourth and inches” joke in here somewhere and I just can’t find it. Really, I apologize. The “inches” would represent Fitzpatrick’s penis, by the way.

“I demand a recount.”

--Antonio Cromartie

“Naomi Osaka won the U.S. Open” is somehow both a statement of fact and the only good take on this whole ordeal

Ramos is strict on the rules with both men and women. This has been established. Giri even links to proof of it in this piece.

Come the fuck on.

oh Too Darn Hot definitely exists, and it’s a banger

Yes. Honestly, you probably are the only one who is troubled by this. 

Yes way. (God’s plan is hard to understand sometimes Derek)

Given his love of Hochuli, I can’t see Kavanaugh closing the gun show loophole anytime soon.

By the time I was 15, I had a six pack.  Just about every day. 

I’m not surprised Zlatan is wearing this. I am surprised Zlatan isn’t wearing the Borat “mankini” version of this.

Weiters looked like Carl Spackler stumbling away after he blew up the whole golf course.

Extremely disappointed that I have not seen the headline “Cubs’ Bote Call is answered.”

Wow - really nice way to engage with your readers. What I meant - and clearly I didn't say it correctly so forgive me for not using the exact appropriate words - was that the woman deserves your respect by making the headline clear about the abortion she chose to have - no judgment on my part and I'm deeply saddened…