+1 poetic burner

Dammit Deadspin stop writing about this stuff and go back to only real sports like e-sports.

Well if Willie Mays Hayes isn’t in the hall, I don’t see why plain old Willie Mays should be in the running.

Just so long as he wasn’t playing in Louisville.

The greatest stadium scam ever pulled was convincing the world they didn’t exist.

Wait, you didn’t read about that on GizMedia? Of course not!

You would have preferred “that’s not a drone; THAT’S a drone” or perhaps “crikey, look at the size of those rotors”?

Underrated comment, criminally.

the Facebook reality show “Ball in the Family,” which was renewed for a second season last month.

I, for one, am happy to see the death of auto-wand and auto-shot.

Indeed, my grammatical prowess appears properly aligned for this arena.

Always glad to see classic Burneko pop up, reinforcing the key tenants of his writing - inflammatory, inane, and incorrect.

“Lonzo, you are going to take this 3 and knock it down,” Walton said he told the rookie. “And he liked it. He didn’t make it, but he walked back to me and said, ‘Coach, I am going to hit the next one.’ And he missed the next one too. And the third one, that one burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.”

Can you Bree this up for us as well?

To be fair, missing the first five parts didn’t impact the watchability of Leonard in any way.

Out of all the replies, this one is the Deadspinnest.

What’s more impressive is that the Bears defense managed to once again school the Panthers on numerology, shutting them out 17-3.

Now if only they’d mash up Pawn Stars with Drunk History.

Fortunately it all ended well when he was offered a full ride at Penn State.

This is all bullshit. Everyone knows the way to cure AIDS is sleeping with a virgin. Now I’m going to go rape a baby.