It’s Never Sunny in Philadelphia?

Still a better record than the Panthers though.

It was a good run; time to break ‘em up and start rebuilding.

No “Boston Strong” jokes yet? Is this truly an incident too much even for the usual Deadspin subjects?

What is 12 parsecs?

“Meh” - Charles Martin

Fuck you Miami. As great as this thread is, it would be more greatly amazinger if Cutler were still on the market.

“Fake Football! I will personally make sure this team does not get to play in the World Cup! Which by the way, I told FIFA that the US did not want to play in it before our team was eliminated anyway.”

Typical liberal east coast Deadspin comment bias. Everyone outside the media elite knows that the solo climb out of Lake Chappaquiddick was far more memorable.

Indeed. Good thing we don’t have any orange thing like this in real life.

I’ll bow to your Emanuellian expertise in this instance, though still claim to speak for those of us from south of 30.

Moving after only four games? Who knew Peterson was one for the quick switch?

You’re full of it.

We’re talking the midwest here. I think you mean Oscos.

Indeed. Have them wear bowling shirts instead.

Yeah, don’t worry Chris. With Dusty Baker at the helm you’ve got nothing to worry about.

But how will the CONCACAF officials make up their lost tournament bribe money in that case?

I love that I can’t tell whether those are the actual captions that came with those images or if you’re a mad genius who came up with them on the spot.

Is it ok if she’s only fat or only a bitch, but not both?

Keep going. They’ll figure it out. Eventually. Or not.