The greatest stadium scam ever pulled was convincing the world they didn’t exist.

Wait, you didn’t read about that on GizMedia? Of course not!

You would have preferred “that’s not a drone; THAT’S a drone” or perhaps “crikey, look at the size of those rotors”?

Underrated comment, criminally.

the Facebook reality show “Ball in the Family,” which was renewed for a second season last month.

I, for one, am happy to see the death of auto-wand and auto-shot.

Indeed, my grammatical prowess appears properly aligned for this arena.

Always glad to see classic Burneko pop up, reinforcing the key tenants of his writing - inflammatory, inane, and incorrect.

“Lonzo, you are going to take this 3 and knock it down,” Walton said he told the rookie. “And he liked it. He didn’t make it, but he walked back to me and said, ‘Coach, I am going to hit the next one.’ And he missed the next one too. And the third one, that one burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.”

Can you Bree this up for us as well?

Out of all the replies, this one is the Deadspinnest.

What’s more impressive is that the Bears defense managed to once again school the Panthers on numerology, shutting them out 17-3.

Fortunately it all ended well when he was offered a full ride at Penn State.

Still a better record than the Panthers though.

It was a good run; time to break ‘em up and start rebuilding.

No “Boston Strong” jokes yet? Is this truly an incident too much even for the usual Deadspin subjects?

What is 12 parsecs?

“Meh” - Charles Martin

Fuck you Miami. As great as this thread is, it would be more greatly amazinger if Cutler were still on the market.

“Fake Football! I will personally make sure this team does not get to play in the World Cup! Which by the way, I told FIFA that the US did not want to play in it before our team was eliminated anyway.”