so ridiculous it’s mind-bottling.

Thank you for serving so others do not have to.

Won’t load in my browser.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere Jimmy Collins is laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in Auburn — Bruce Pearl has struck out.

I think this is a gross overreaction to the situation; it is obviously pure coincidence that programs run by Pitio and Bruce Pearl were swept up in this.

Just wait until they find out where he hid the Mission Geo rocket.

+O Charlatan

Thank you for returning us to our regularly scheduled Deadspin.

I dunno; at 5'9" my ding-dong is happy to come to the net.

Trail run during the (California) winter. A few miles out from the restrooms. I head off the trail into the dry brush so my buddies don’t have to watch. Drop the running and compression shorts (massive thighs, sorry) to the ground to make sure I can spread out properly since there will be no wiping. Finish the…

Meanwhile John Thomas has endured more than 10,000 snaps of my wrist; I’ll withhold comment on the level of disappointment.

Let’s all agree to return to this when the Supreme Court rules 7-2 that free pooping is free speech.

Yeah, while picking up my son from school today, one of the kids said my butt looked weird. I said that’s because it’s broken. When asked how did I know it was broken, I told them because it had a crack in it.

I note that the count was indeed two balls, one strike.

I note that the count was indeed two balls, one strike.

So I recognize the young Malfoy and emo Snape, but who’s the edgy muggle?

Mars. Cheese. Castle.

Tho’ we Robs all look ‘like to ya

Tho’ we Robs all look ‘like to ya

Lighten up Brahncis.