I’ve never seen evidence or serious implication of paid coverage for Destiny. Paid coverage for found video (i.e., marketing department produced viral videos) stories of GoPro cameras though is an entirely different matter.

Indeed. The body of Christ. All muscled up and toned.

No your face is stupid!

Sigh. There’s no hope that AV Club will elevate the Gawker bloggers to their level. Is there hope for a firewall between the writers such that AV Club is not dragged down into adverblogging and outing of gay SPs?

I look forward to people with greater resistance for spoilers and far better image editing skills improving on this after Sunday.

Thank you for getting right to the point, and congrats for doing it an amazingly concise manner. If Burneko has any self awareness you’ll be out of the grays in no time.

#notmydeadspin

As Holliday used to play for the Cardinals, any article - no matter how inane or loosely sourced - is auto-approved.

Still not better than Thought Jacker and NBC’s new Thursday night fix.

You realize this is Deadspin? Everything is actually a joke here

I’m greatly disappointed in myself that my attempt to thank the OP with fake outrage was taken by many as real outrage. I can’t even enjoy my pittance of stars as they may simply have been from folks who don’t share my love of Edna Mode. Hopefully they don’t kick me off the NCAA pool mailing list for this.

Damn you Nottingham for not noting the transfer fee, ruining my hope of making a solid Cum Dog Millionaire post.

FFS Deadspin posters, grow up and show some decency for a change. You disgust me with your immediate desire to laugh at tragedy through snark and pop culture references. Can’t you all just take a step back for a minute and act human for once?

Despite Austin Davis being a dog at QB, it must be pointed out that he’s a good dog, Drow.

That’s one 1-footer they can’t handle by themselves.

Don’t be an embezzle.

I came here to make a joke about Comiskey Park getting the B team security since O’Hare gets the A squad, but while ensuring I spelled Comiskey correctly I see it is now Guaranteed Rate Field. Killed my desire to continue.

Good. For. Her.

Thanks for doing this so others don’t have to.

I was going to say something about stroking a dong, but there’s no way I’m going to beat yours. Um, uh, yeah.