Meanwhile John Thomas has endured more than 10,000 snaps of my wrist; I’ll withhold comment on the level of disappointment.

Let’s all agree to return to this when the Supreme Court rules 7-2 that free pooping is free speech.

Yeah, while picking up my son from school today, one of the kids said my butt looked weird. I said that’s because it’s broken. When asked how did I know it was broken, I told them because it had a crack in it.

I note that the count was indeed two balls, one strike.

I note that the count was indeed two balls, one strike.

So I recognize the young Malfoy and emo Snape, but who’s the edgy muggle?

Mars. Cheese. Castle.

Tho’ we Robs all look ‘like to ya

Tho’ we Robs all look ‘like to ya

Lighten up Brahncis.

I’ve never seen evidence or serious implication of paid coverage for Destiny. Paid coverage for found video (i.e., marketing department produced viral videos) stories of GoPro cameras though is an entirely different matter.

Indeed. The body of Christ. All muscled up and toned.

No your face is stupid!

Sigh. There’s no hope that AV Club will elevate the Gawker bloggers to their level. Is there hope for a firewall between the writers such that AV Club is not dragged down into adverblogging and outing of gay SPs?

I look forward to people with greater resistance for spoilers and far better image editing skills improving on this after Sunday.

Thank you for getting right to the point, and congrats for doing it an amazingly concise manner. If Burneko has any self awareness you’ll be out of the grays in no time.

#notmydeadspin

As Holliday used to play for the Cardinals, any article - no matter how inane or loosely sourced - is auto-approved.

Still not better than Thought Jacker and NBC’s new Thursday night fix.

You realize this is Deadspin? Everything is actually a joke here