I’m greatly disappointed in myself that my attempt to thank the OP with fake outrage was taken by many as real outrage. I can’t even enjoy my pittance of stars as they may simply have been from folks who don’t share my love of Edna Mode. Hopefully they don’t kick me off the NCAA pool mailing list for this.

Damn you Nottingham for not noting the transfer fee, ruining my hope of making a solid Cum Dog Millionaire post.

FFS Deadspin posters, grow up and show some decency for a change. You disgust me with your immediate desire to laugh at tragedy through snark and pop culture references. Can’t you all just take a step back for a minute and act human for once?

Despite Austin Davis being a dog at QB, it must be pointed out that he’s a good dog, Drow.

That’s one 1-footer they can’t handle by themselves.

Don’t be an embezzle.

I came here to make a joke about Comiskey Park getting the B team security since O’Hare gets the A squad, but while ensuring I spelled Comiskey correctly I see it is now Guaranteed Rate Field. Killed my desire to continue.

Good. For. Her.

Thanks for doing this so others don’t have to.

I was going to say something about stroking a dong, but there’s no way I’m going to beat yours. Um, uh, yeah.

Came here for this. You took advantage the opening perfectly.

Will someone think of the Pirates and their fans? Kang is just another immigrant trying to step up and do a job no American would want to do.

How many internal IMs were dedicated to the dinger vs. dong discussion on this one?

Great signing by the Bears. Computers don’t lie; the boy is due!

Thank you for doing this so the rest of us did not need to.

but how do these provide you with MORE space than just free packing all your stuff in your suitcase?

but how do these provide you with MORE space than just free packing all your stuff in your suitcase?

How many friends does the guy think his daughter can make?

The truly terrific thing would be Illinois traveling to UCF for a deserved loss because 42nd Street is a bigger draw than the “We Miss Bill Self Show”.

+1 for whipping up the masses.