You truly live for opportunities such as this.

So close.

So I think it’s pretty clear now that Bastion fucks.

You sure that was Jesus? He wasn’t white, he had no beard, and his hair was short. #notmyjesus

Today Club Pengiun. Tomorrow Guam. Thanks Trump!

Northwestern vs. Duke would truly Make Deadspin Great Again.

I fear most folks will fail to understand your zinger.

Stop with your data and rational analysis. This is the Internet; folks aren’t looking for that kind of stuff here.

Counter-counter point (or question?): Is it really vintage Lions if their schedule was so weak that 8 of their 9 wins were against teams that couldn’t even post a better than .500 record? And the one team that did was 8-7-1?

Amateur; obviously not Justin.

Yup, yup, yes she did. Also, the Panthers went 6-1.

Thank you for at least trying to sport the sporting sport, sport.

My money is still on Trump to serve a single term; the election was the opportunity for the Democrats to have their Nixon or the Republicans to have their Carter. We’ll see in four years whether Trump has managed to be so amazingly unready for what is needed in the role to keep his party out of general public…

I used to do triathlons. Now I do Crossfit. I’m really excited to see what’s next on the list.

Does Sam Weyen write for Jezebel?

You should check out the latest puzzle/game content on the website.

I figured he was just Tebowing.

They censored the bottom part of her screen, right? It’s pretty clear her full question was “What are THOSE NUTZ!?”

The OP seemed to think otherwise.

i was watching porn because, who cares about Jags V. Titans?