Damn you Nottingham for not noting the transfer fee, ruining my hope of making a solid Cum Dog Millionaire post.

FFS Deadspin posters, grow up and show some decency for a change. You disgust me with your immediate desire to laugh at tragedy through snark and pop culture references. Can’t you all just take a step back for a minute and act human for once?

Despite Austin Davis being a dog at QB, it must be pointed out that he’s a good dog, Drow.

I came here strictly for the comments (sorry Germain); thank you IO9 community for remaining a reassuring presence.

As it’s included for free with Kindle Unlimited ($9.99 a month, perhaps cheaper for students?), that’s 5 years or so of that service rather than buying them outright. Simply posting this because I had no idea how much that service actually cost and it is late and I wanted to do math and I may have had a few drinks.

That’s one 1-footer they can’t handle by themselves.

Don’t be an embezzle.

You’re not a complete moron. It’s not the next best thing to Discovery. It will be far better than Discovery will be, even if it comes in below even Ted 2.

Do you want zombies? Because that’s how you get zombies.

I came here to make a joke about Comiskey Park getting the B team security since O’Hare gets the A squad, but while ensuring I spelled Comiskey correctly I see it is now Guaranteed Rate Field. Killed my desire to continue.

Good. For. Her.

Poodoo would have gotten you another star.

Oh look, it’s that guy.

Future blog articles in this series:

I took care of this for people who came here for this so they wouldn’t have to take care of this in case nobody else took care of this.

Thanks for doing this so others don’t have to.

I was going to say something about stroking a dong, but there’s no way I’m going to beat yours. Um, uh, yeah.

Felicia Day was famously mistreated by Dr. Horrible

Came here for this. You took advantage the opening perfectly.