Will someone think of the Pirates and their fans? Kang is just another immigrant trying to step up and do a job no American would want to do.

How many internal IMs were dedicated to the dinger vs. dong discussion on this one?

Great signing by the Bears. Computers don’t lie; the boy is due!

Thank you for doing this so the rest of us did not need to.

but how do these provide you with MORE space than just free packing all your stuff in your suitcase?

but how do these provide you with MORE space than just free packing all your stuff in your suitcase?

How many friends does the guy think his daughter can make?

The truly terrific thing would be Illinois traveling to UCF for a deserved loss because 42nd Street is a bigger draw than the “We Miss Bill Self Show”.

+1 for whipping up the masses.

You truly live for opportunities such as this.

So close.

So I think it’s pretty clear now that Bastion fucks.

You sure that was Jesus? He wasn’t white, he had no beard, and his hair was short. #notmyjesus

Today Club Pengiun. Tomorrow Guam. Thanks Trump!

Northwestern vs. Duke would truly Make Deadspin Great Again.

I fear most folks will fail to understand your zinger.

Stop with your data and rational analysis. This is the Internet; folks aren’t looking for that kind of stuff here.

Counter-counter point (or question?): Is it really vintage Lions if their schedule was so weak that 8 of their 9 wins were against teams that couldn’t even post a better than .500 record? And the one team that did was 8-7-1?

Amateur; obviously not Justin.

Yup, yup, yes she did. Also, the Panthers went 6-1.

Thank you for at least trying to sport the sporting sport, sport.