Will someone think of the Pirates and their fans? Kang is just another immigrant trying to step up and do a job no American would want to do.

How many internal IMs were dedicated to the dinger vs. dong discussion on this one?

Great signing by the Bears. Computers don’t lie; the boy is due!

Meh, I’ll hold out for The Sagging Empire from Oldmahn Bhalzi.

Thank you for doing this so the rest of us did not need to.

but how do these provide you with MORE space than just free packing all your stuff in your suitcase?

but how do these provide you with MORE space than just free packing all your stuff in your suitcase?

How many friends does the guy think his daughter can make?

Webroot’s still a thing? I honestly had no idea.

OMG, just like with real viruses and vaccines and toxins and mercury and autism and Wi-Fi allergies!

The truly terrific thing would be Illinois traveling to UCF for a deserved loss because 42nd Street is a bigger draw than the “We Miss Bill Self Show”.

+1 for whipping up the masses.

I’ll step up to be that guy.

You truly live for opportunities such as this.

So close.

So I think it’s pretty clear now that Bastion fucks.

Ok.

Dear SX90,

You sure that was Jesus? He wasn’t white, he had no beard, and his hair was short. #notmyjesus

Today Club Pengiun. Tomorrow Guam. Thanks Trump!

Northwestern vs. Duke would truly Make Deadspin Great Again.