“Nobody wants to work anymore. I mean, these beetles aren’t gonna fruit leather themselves.”

“The problem is how to pay [the employees] enough to afford children, a car and a house in the suburbs.”

I star your comment.... But if we’re having a Legacy-Stupidity competition, I would like to nominate Andrew’s “I couldn’t have been her (Virginia’s) rapist. She described me as sweaty, and at that time I was unable to sweat” as the winner of this contest.

Skip Bayless is the Piers Morgan of American sports. Just ignore him. He’s nothing but a cog in the outrage machine, designed to piss you off for the sake of “engagement.”

If you read the Bayless tweet to the end, it comes off as more of a rumination than an opinion. He was trying to acknowledge the elephants that would be in the room as the NFL made the only decision it could. It was an inartful tweet, doomed to get the blowback it did. But in the big scheme of things, this is…

I can’t believe the sheer amount of people that are overlooking “which suddenly seems so irrelevant”

Well, he’s been “cancelled” now. That means conservatives will come out of the woodwork to support him.

If your pants are all saggy then your ludes might fall out of your pocket and then where would you be when you and the lady you want to drug are ‘getting romantic’? Not in a place you want to be is my guess.

The View has employed the likes of Elizabeth Hasselback and Megan McCain, and yet “The Holocaust wasn’t about race” might be the single dumbest thing uttered by any view co-host ever.  As this article points out, you will not find a more race-obsessed group of people than Nazis in the 30's and 40's.

Yeah, I’m struggling to wrap my head around what this bullshit achieves for them.

she had the option to “reverse” the abortion through a special pill

The current state of the case law is that fake health providers can’t be legally required to tell the truth (about abortion in particular), but real health providers can be legally required to lie (again, about abortion in particular). It’s all sorts of wrong.

hello comrade bot!!!

I mean...is there anything -current- though?  The apology seems to check out.  None of that, “I’m sorry you were offended by my teenage self” bull. 

Let me guess, Victoria Cobb is perfectly ok with bakeries refusing to make cakes for gay weddings.

the one thing about american politics i will never get is this “i will vote for my party no matter what” mindset.

Not to minimize the Catholic Church’s offenses, and it’s certainly one of the if not the biggest offender owing to its sheer size, but it has become overwhelmingly clear that this has never been a Catholic issue per se. Literally every organization of any kind (particularly but not exclusively religious) with access…

It’s a battle as old as vampires vs werewolves....

If anything countless direct to video movies in the mid 2000's have taught me, it’s that giant genetically modified snakes are a great idea in search of a problem until they get loose. That’s why you always have an equally giant snake of a different species on hand to fight it. Bing bang boom, problem solved.

They weren’t even married, so any perceived obligation is that much more tenuous.