“So, wait...do I EAT it...?”

I mean, you also know it’s a grift because it’s a right-winger with a following. 

Its just so fucking refreshing listening to leaders speak who actually 1) know things and 2) are leaders. The way they riffed that garbage question into a little masterclass on inter-country cooperation is a reminder of how so many other government leaders are just there because they knew the right people.

And to…

I would kill to live in a country run by women like these two, who are just like, “fuck your sexist bullshit, I’m here to get shit done.”

He could have stayed on television earning an 8 figure a year salary from now until he was 80 peddling snake oil but decided he just had to make things worse for everyone in the country instead.  

Another source told the outlet: “He can’t even get a word with his former producers. Dr. Oz is a social creature who likes to hear himself talk, and it’s beginning to dawn on him that he’s just [not] wanted in Hollywood circles anymore.”

I have a Secret that you might find interesting...

That’s what happens when you want to serve up easy, feel-good solutions to complex, troubling problems for your audience.

I blame Oprah. For him and Dr. Phil.

If you are not African American I hope you are checking your implicit bias at the door.

Abusers, defenders of that abuse, bullies, and other monsters have destroyed and weaponized the term “forgiveness.”

Sure, the dude knows nothing about governance, the difference between fiction and reality, and may very well be suffering from CTE, but he’ll apparently save the country from the existential threat of ::checks notes:: “actual strangers living their lives and no way impacting my ability to do the same.”

I think it is time for a round of What horrific injuries did our readers sustain while working on cars, I’ll go first.

So, “a good guy with no gun”?  Can’t wait to hear the NRA’s spin on that one...fucking troglodytes.

Not that I am advocating for Jones return, but Musk is really doubling down on the “Free Speech is cool as long as I agree with it” thing.

A domestic abuser’s tribute to a child molester is dropped for “unknown reasons”?

I thought it was pretty accepted that when super rich people have charities, those are usually just a way for them to funnel money back into their other enterprises. Twas ever thus.

Trump has every reason to feel threatened—DeSantis increasingly looks like the favorite to be Republicans’ presidential nominee come 2024.

Having “less of an advantage” is not a disadvantage

Translation-I’m incapable of empathy in this situation despite the common thread running through it.