TrumpsTinyHands
robdweiner
1/2/20
3:33 PM
4

Hey, language mister! The aforementioned senators condemn your implication that they lack spines in the strongest of ambiguous terms! This might even trigger the Mitt Romney Outrage System...

12/21/19
5:20 PM
24

Ahh, they didn’t tell them they couldn’t wear braids, they just said that they had to follow the policies that said they couldn’t wear braids, so that’s totally cool.

12/12/19
10:34 PM
2

I know it’s Michael Bay so it doesn’t have to make sense but...how does faking their death help with anything?

11/27/19
7:21 PM
33

Or the fact that he told Zelensky that he should talk to Giuliani.

11/26/19
1:24 PM
101

Bill, it’s time for you to shut the entire fuck up forever, serve your time and go away. You’ve had 50 years of drugging and raping and whatnot and by all accounts, we may never -ever- know how many women you violated, given that surely some of them passed on before you were called into account. Read more

11/5/19
6:55 PM
42

It’s weird that they didn’t include the footage of gallons of human blood pouring from his mouth when he first started speaking, as it rapidly filled the auditorium. Read more

10/12/19
12:43 PM
152

Me and this guy share 99.9% of our DNA. It took me two hours to get out of bed.

10/9/19
6:00 PM
142

I got a real spicy take over here: I think the president tweets too much.