Walmart FAFO.

So as I understand it from the anecdote, Trump talked to a friend who builds “the biggest factories.” He wanted to see one of these giant factories, but they’re apparently all in Mexico. Nine months later, there are no giant factories in Mexico because “they” heard that trump is running for president.

As a lib, I feel so owned after seeing this video.

Maybe at the last session, the therapist advised her to “be more assertive.”

Rawdogging means precisely one thing, and it is not that.

SpaceX is only doing well because Musk isn’t involved in its day to day operations. If he were running it like Twitter or Tesla he’d have figured out how to send a rocket deeper into the planets crust than anyone else.

If you think the major shortcoming of hang gliding and motocross is that neither one alone offers enough ways to die, this is the transit revolution you’ve been waiting for!

He constantly demonstrates why he doesn’t deserve that absurd $56 billion payout for running Tesla.

I was instinctively going to make a “Florida Man” comment until I realized he’s from Texas. Then I searched for his name and at least he went to Florida A&M University. The cosmic order remains intact, whew.

Hacks doing 15-20 year old bits are people, too, and they deserve Netflix special just like talented comedians.

Some Cybertruck owners say their fellow Cybertruckers are blowing things out of proportion, and one said it’s a good idea to not “...drive it in the rain, or get it wet.

The part you really need to watch out for is the paw. 

And then she’ll endorse Biden!

Clearly the truth is she will be at the Super Bowl. After the Chiefs win she will come out to the field and give Kelce a huge kiss. Then unhinge her jaw and swallow him whole on live television as she transforms into Taylor Swerpent the 300 foot long Snake God-Queen. After she feasts on the crowd she will turn the…

Look, if you hear him in context he’s not really that racist.

With musical guest Morgan Wallen?

What if you own a Trans Am?

Ha, he was an overweight loser with stupid hair back then too. 

The wrap is $8 grand, but they throw the anti-Semitism in for free. 

He’s a billionaire who bought an entire social network just so he could yell to a captive audience and force them to pay attention to him.