“This was obviously before [Gaetz] got married.” Obvious to who?

Counterpoint: Kids are very expensive and will frequently emit toxic gasses.

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And how many times do they have to be told that nobody transitions in order to win at sports?

Assange, Julian.

And every time they do, my response is, “why does the timing matter, you DID these things!” 

I can’t believe that a celebrity whose entire persona consists of being a sexual predator would do such a thing. I guess you never can tell.

Any other troopers who were present and failed to stop Davis from assaulting and kidnapping his ex should be brought up on charges as well. 

Bret Kavanaugh called, he wants his defense back.

Nice racket. They are tax exempt and get to shell out that money to get their political agenda passed. Do we ever need a limit on this crap, but will never happen. 

Also remember that Catholic dioceses are choosing to go bankrupt rather than pay out child sex abuse claims too.

She’s caught red-handed in a lie.

Locking cars is so woke.

As a 36 year old grandmother, she should know better.

“I serve the public, but also fuck the public.”

No need to insult sex workers.

Southern Mayor proposes perfectly reasonable gun legislation, gets vilified as the anti-christ in the next election.

This is almost the exact conversation my wife & I had last night about the ‘gigacasting’ thing. We are a blast at parties, I can assure you.

No one helped the first credible victims of alien abduction because there are no credible victims of alien abduction.

First, the headline is inaccurate, it wasn’t a “Ukrainian attack on Russia,” it was supposed to be a Ukrainian attack on the Russian fleet in Ukraine, since Crimea is a Russian-occupied part of internationally recognized Ukraine.