You recall correctly, her name was Wanda Holloway.  They even made a movie about her, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107861/

Don’t get me started on competitive cheer. Those moms (and some dads) are batshit - partly because the cost of competitive cheer is batshit, and the costumes can be very revealing. Some cheer associations have cracked down a bit on the costumes. That hasn’t stopped the crazy.

and here I was concerned that the GOP or Cult 45 would use deep fakes to cause chaos in last year’s election; did anyone have “cheer moms” on their Deep Fake Bingo card?

I like this strategy. It's sus AF, but turnaround is fair. 

Religion is a stupid front for horrible people to pretend they’re not horrible and be pious about it

how many guesses as to the denomination of the faith-based abuse facility?  you might not even need one guess to figure its Evangelical ... 

They would burn down Buckingham Palace with him in it and then claim it had nothing to do with race.

Then they might be involved in an unfortunate fatal automobile accident.

Woman also thankfully wasn’t given a job because she spent a decade lobbying for military contractors and middle eastern nations to democratic politicians.

Hear me out: A Ben Shapiro produced film starring T.I. and Gina Carano based on a book by Dr. Seuss.

“To be fair, this is in Northampton in Western Mass, the area of the state that is more like Kentucky than Boston.”

I lived in the Boston area for 10 years and wasn’t sure where Northampton was so I had to look it up. Fun fact about Northampton...they have a Beer Can Museum.

which creates a shortage in a storm, which drives the price up a zillion percent, which drives profits though the roof.

10k is the price of capitalist freedom, if you don’t pay for it, you are a pinko commie leftist piece of shit...

Who could have predicted that climate change-induced weather unpredictability, the “free” market, and “go it alone” stubborn individualism would be such a dangerous combination? Besides anyone with a functional neocortex, that is.

He also got caught coming back from a known sex-tourism destination with a suitcase full of Viagra.

The only “good” thing this horrible man accomplished was to pull back the curtain on American conservatism for all to see. He said the quiet part out loud, over and over. He never even pretended to care about family values. He proudly peddled misogyny and racism to an audience that embraced his hatred. He told…

I’m trying to think back on some messed up stuff I heard, as I had to listen to him quite a bit thanks to the boomers in my life.

they better to remember to cut the head off the corpse