Stay hydrated everyone. We’ve got a lot of graves to piss on.

I got stuck here:

All I can say is lets see him try his racist bullshit with a football team full of grown men vs a bunch of 20 year old college kids on scholarship. If Doyle and Meyer think they will be able to sweep anything under the rug they are sorely mistaken. They won’t have some AD and a college bureaucracy willing to give them…

That shirt is a dead giveaway. Never trust anyone wearing that shirt. 

Well, to be fair, it’s not like there’s anything else to worry about in the world or anything else that the Georgia legislature could be working on. This is the very very last thing.

To be fair there are probably solvents, but nothing you’d ever want on your scalp for fear of balding. Other parts that can shed and regrow easy? Sure. Scalp? ehh...

I’m not going to blame this on the coach over the talent (Beli lost that argument). But Kelce, what the hell happened? When they finally left him open to catch, the man was gassed, moved so slow the defenders kept pointing at each other to take turns on stat padding for the tackle.

Frankly, the two best coaches on the field yesterday, who did their homework, were Byron Leftwich and Todd Bowles.  

Well sure, as long as we’re removing all context from everything, then I’m PISSED, royally pissed, that Brock Turner had his entire career ended over a ‘couple of thrusts.’ And I’m really mad that Bill Cosby went to jail over ‘a couple of pills.’

The other thing wrong with this ad is that Gavin Rossdale is English, so the whole premise of Gwen saying she wants a guy from another country is kind of weird. Obviously whoever wrote this ad was going for the joke and didn’t expect us to think about it too hard.

My sister loves pointing out stupid shit in commercials. She feels quite pleased with herself upon completion of her critiques. I try not to spend too much time with her.

Since you apologized for the S-bomb, you can keep your star.

Aye, unfortunately Teachers are held to a higher standard than just about any other profession in the country.

Given him a warning for profanity, and tell him he can swear as much as he wants using gmail, and that is it.

Speaking of “flight” and “risk,” it would be fucking hilarious if she starts hootin’ and hollerin’ like a typical MAGA idiot and the airline boots her off the plane so she ends up not being able to go to Mexico anyway.

She is fleeing right out in the open. To Mexico.

She owns the place, I believe.

The judge wrote that neither prosecutors nor a pretrial services officer opposed the request.

Well, South America IS the traditional choice for a certain type of wanted gentleman.

Read the document. It actually says “Yes he did it, but you shouldn’t have stolen the election”.