His “legal team” quit because he asked them to make their key defense argument that there was rampant voter fraud in the election and he was the rightful winner. So basically he wants to incite another insurrection in the impeachment trial where he was convicted of inciting an insurrection. It’s literally a race to…

I said this in 2016, and it’s still true. If Hillary wins, her supporters will be happy, but Trump supporters will be angry. If Trump wins, her supporters will be disappointed, but Trump supporters will be angry.

These mouth-breathing CHUDS spent 4 years saying: “Hillary was deeply unpopular, probably the only Dem on the PLANET that could’ve lost to Trump, you guys are so fucking dumb for running her!” and then go full-0n surprised Pikachu when someone else makes their point for them.

LOL I’ve had this take as well the last 4 years--at least the racist dipshits are out and proud on social media where their bullshit has been recorded and can be used against them if they decide to pretend to be rational adults again.

The shit that blows my mind is... they KNOW he’s an asshole! That’s what they LOVE about him! They LOVE that he shits on people and attacks people and destroys everything he can get his grubby hands on...

Even the worst projections of global warming show over half the state remaining above water.  You’d just be sinking the democratic parts and turning it into mississippi 2.0.

That’s it, Imma going to go rev the car engine for half an hour. See if I can’t get global warming to swallow it sooner. I am so sick of Florida. I wish it would take Texas and just secede again.

When you’ve been totally immersed in right wing media for so long you believe entirely in the false picture that they paint of Dear Leader being the MOST SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENT IN ALL OF HISTORY-RY-RY-ry-ry-ry...

Florida IS the hillbilly bar.

I’ve never been to a more pervasively Christian right-wing nutbag city than Colorado Springs, CO. 

I concur. Andrew Jackson was a POS. It’ll be refreshing to have Ms. Tubman gracing our $20 notes rather than the ugly mug of that old racist.

I can just imagine him complaining that Lincoln is the real racist for wanting to abolish slavery, because that would leave black people unemployed.

Personal assistant. Which makes it ironic how personal the interview got.

This is fantastic.  My boss has an email a former co-worker sent to HR to complain about him printed and tacked to a corkboard. It's much of the same.

I once had a job interview where the interviewer asked to smell my armpits. So you know- there are some really boundary pushing people out there.

Fauci looks about 10 years younger these days. 

Don’t forget the Chobani!

Anyone know where I can get a bigger crock pot?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ooh, save me some leftovers! Baby is delicious eaten cold the next day for breakfast.