The snark is strong with this one.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT!! **

“Hey, we are all one nation, so we should sing just the national anthem, nothing else.”

She wasn’t a bad girl, she was just drawn that way.

Not sure how it’s even possible, but somehow this did NOT happen in Florida. Crazy times we live in.

I was going to go to Sundance to watch this movie, but I had to go lifting with Squee and Chuck. Then I had some beers and took a nap. I like beer.

Let me follow your logic for a minute. 1) If “failing to maintaining a safe film set” is the criterion for the indictment, then why weren’t the director and their assistants charged? Why weren’t any of the other producers charged? Who hired and supervised the armorer? Why weren’t they charged? 2) As an actor on a…

If FedEx had the guts, they would refuse to deliver to that guy ever again.

Yeah, whatever Stephen Smith. I mean, really, he’s no Mike Tirico.

So, was he charged because he was an actor/producer who ran a poorly supervised film set, or because he is a vocal advocate for the Democratic party and the DA is a Republican stooge? Hmmmm....

As a former Mass resident, I can confirm that Worcester is the Staten Island of Mass. An urban area that is dominated by red-neck racists in city government and its agencies. I can promise you that if you put a video cam into the break room in a PD or FD in Worcester you will hear a bunch of MAGA idiots discussing the…

They are committed to being responsible gun owners. Also, their six-year-old child with emotional issues was able to put a handgun into his school bag, bring it to school and nearly kill his teacher.

Well, I think the take-away here is that the first search should have been “how to erase your google search history”.

Elon Musk in 2018: I want to save humanity. I will build renewable energy systems, zero emissions cars and trucks, and space exploration so that we can become a multi-planetary species.

This just in: he was the star player on his college volleyball team, and they won the league championship.

I think the subtitle for this book should be: “’Spare’ or ‘Petty Stories Told By An Idiot Intent On Destroying Any Sympathy He Might Have Ever Had’”

Either: A) I have been hearing and saying this wrong my whole life, or B) you have a typo and meant to write “price gouging”.

Ah yes, the “I might be a child rapist, I might not.... but I am certainly not a SWEATY child rapist. That would be disgusting” defense. Always a crowd-pleaser.

“Grown-ass man puts on Nazi costume, points out others for poor judgement.”

I remember taking a CPR class from a very experienced EMT. One point she made was that best case = heart restarts, patient survives and only a few ribs are broken. I believe that after 5-10 minutes of CPR his ribs/lungs have to be pretty beat up.