Brought to you by the same party that replaced Thurgood Marshall with Clarence Thomas. SMFH.

What if he a news update about Jello Pudding Pops? Or maybe the correlation between moral superiority and pulling up pants??!?! Who wouldn’t want to see that new and edgy material!!!!?!!

I hope he has success as a coach. He always seemed to be one of those “smart as hell” players that make everyone around them better.

Well, if you combine the “just came out of a ten-year-coma” demographic, with the “drugging and raping women is hilarious demographic”, then Cosby has found his intended audience.

Being a bigot is not religion. Being a racist is not politics.

Seems like getting a phone “beep” when a tag is in your vicinity would pretty much eliminate the hazard. Also, every tracker needs a unique ID which would identify the user. Pretty easy fixes. Then some stalker hiding a tag in a car would notify the car owner next time he/she walked near it, and it would tell her/him…

Ugh, it is child sexual abuse again.... but at least this one’s not on us!!!

Well, she seems nice, in a rabid badger kind of way. Actually, rabid, racist badger. Yeah, a real sweetheart.

Rats have natural predators.... let’s try that [googles “rat predator”]... so, we just need to drop several thousand foxes, weasels, and medium-large snakes into NYC and let them do their thing. Seems like a fool-proof plan.

Maybe I’m being a jerk here, but if Ime got fired for misconduct, shouldn’t he be the one who is talking to her and the kids? What obligation does an employer have to the spouse/SO of an employee?

How dare this doctor save the life of a ten-year-old girl??!?! She must lose her license.... or maybe burn her at the stake. She might be a witch. Can’t be too safe.

He bought a $1.7MM house, but raised money for his legal defense by crowd-funding. That’s how you know it’s just a grift. For the same reason DJT is always crying about how persecuted he is and needs donations to his legal defense fund.

When I used to go to Starbucks, I would order a coffee for “Rob”, and about 60% of the time I was getting a coffee with “Ralph” on it. Then I tried to think of a name that would be hard to mis-hear, and I settled on “Doug”. The next time I ordered a coffee, it came labeled “Dep”. WTF. You can’t tell me that they don’t…

It’s kind of a triple-self-own....

Sure, this is bad, but I think we can all agree that reverse racism is way worse.

So, Walker has clarified (at length) that he would rather be a werewolf than a vampire, because werewolves can kill vampires.

Grift: Start a campaign. Get lots of contributions. Pay your family/cronies as campaign staff. Move money into PAC. Pay yourself to manage the PAC. Hold lots of events at Trump properties and overcharge the campaign for the events, moving the political donations into his own pocket.

So, Ron Desantis is the best the GOP can offer. Let’s review. These things merit no attention:

This OH abortion ban has been in place for a few months, and the near-death medical atrocities are already racking up. How long before this “pro-life” law kills someone by denying them medical care. I put the over/under at about six more months. It’s fucking shameful.

Congratulations Nevada,