They are committed to being responsible gun owners. Also, their six-year-old child with emotional issues was able to put a handgun into his school bag, bring it to school and nearly kill his teacher.

Well, I think the take-away here is that the first search should have been “how to erase your google search history”.

Elon Musk in 2018: I want to save humanity. I will build renewable energy systems, zero emissions cars and trucks, and space exploration so that we can become a multi-planetary species.

This just in: he was the star player on his college volleyball team, and they won the league championship.

I think the subtitle for this book should be: “’Spare’ or ‘Petty Stories Told By An Idiot Intent On Destroying Any Sympathy He Might Have Ever Had’”

Either: A) I have been hearing and saying this wrong my whole life, or B) you have a typo and meant to write “price gouging”.

Ah yes, the “I might be a child rapist, I might not.... but I am certainly not a SWEATY child rapist. That would be disgusting” defense. Always a crowd-pleaser.

“Grown-ass man puts on Nazi costume, points out others for poor judgement.”

I remember taking a CPR class from a very experienced EMT. One point she made was that best case = heart restarts, patient survives and only a few ribs are broken. I believe that after 5-10 minutes of CPR his ribs/lungs have to be pretty beat up.

Brought to you by the same party that replaced Thurgood Marshall with Clarence Thomas. SMFH.

What if he a news update about Jello Pudding Pops? Or maybe the correlation between moral superiority and pulling up pants??!?! Who wouldn’t want to see that new and edgy material!!!!?!!

I hope he has success as a coach. He always seemed to be one of those “smart as hell” players that make everyone around them better.

Well, if you combine the “just came out of a ten-year-coma” demographic, with the “drugging and raping women is hilarious demographic”, then Cosby has found his intended audience.

Being a bigot is not religion. Being a racist is not politics.

Seems like getting a phone “beep” when a tag is in your vicinity would pretty much eliminate the hazard. Also, every tracker needs a unique ID which would identify the user. Pretty easy fixes. Then some stalker hiding a tag in a car would notify the car owner next time he/she walked near it, and it would tell her/him…

Ugh, it is child sexual abuse again.... but at least this one’s not on us!!!

Well, she seems nice, in a rabid badger kind of way. Actually, rabid, racist badger. Yeah, a real sweetheart.

Rats have natural predators.... let’s try that [googles “rat predator”]... so, we just need to drop several thousand foxes, weasels, and medium-large snakes into NYC and let them do their thing. Seems like a fool-proof plan.

Maybe I’m being a jerk here, but if Ime got fired for misconduct, shouldn’t he be the one who is talking to her and the kids? What obligation does an employer have to the spouse/SO of an employee?

How dare this doctor save the life of a ten-year-old girl??!?! She must lose her license.... or maybe burn her at the stake. She might be a witch. Can’t be too safe.