He bought a $1.7MM house, but raised money for his legal defense by crowd-funding. That’s how you know it’s just a grift. For the same reason DJT is always crying about how persecuted he is and needs donations to his legal defense fund.

When I used to go to Starbucks, I would order a coffee for “Rob”, and about 60% of the time I was getting a coffee with “Ralph” on it. Then I tried to think of a name that would be hard to mis-hear, and I settled on “Doug”. The next time I ordered a coffee, it came labeled “Dep”. WTF. You can’t tell me that they don’t…

It’s kind of a triple-self-own....

Sure, this is bad, but I think we can all agree that reverse racism is way worse.

So, Walker has clarified (at length) that he would rather be a werewolf than a vampire, because werewolves can kill vampires.

Grift: Start a campaign. Get lots of contributions. Pay your family/cronies as campaign staff. Move money into PAC. Pay yourself to manage the PAC. Hold lots of events at Trump properties and overcharge the campaign for the events, moving the political donations into his own pocket.

So, Ron Desantis is the best the GOP can offer. Let’s review. These things merit no attention:

This OH abortion ban has been in place for a few months, and the near-death medical atrocities are already racking up. How long before this “pro-life” law kills someone by denying them medical care. I put the over/under at about six more months. It’s fucking shameful.

Congratulations Nevada,

You had me at “sadness causes childhood cancer” and “amulet that cures COVID.” I talked to some angels and they told me that we should definitely be dating.

“How dare the DA investigate my client for fraud & theft, when there are unsolved murders in the district!!?!?”

So, the ballot choices were “racist trash-human” or “other”, and the fine folks from NC chose option A. Fantastic. Just flippin fantastic.

Uh... a cream to prevent concussions, and a nasal spray to help them heal??!?

It’s like skipping a show, when you’re part of the act..... isn’t it ironic.

Why do Jewish racists get a pass?

I kinda feel for Kyrie. He is really, really good at basketball. And I believe that he has a good heart. He says that he wants to be a source of love and light to the world, and I totally believe him. On the other had, he is gullible AF. The first clue was the whole “I am pretty sure the Earth is flat” stuff. Sorta…

My neighbor wanted to add onto his back deck, so he had to go to the zoning board of appeals. A bunch of his fellow townsfolk jerked him around for about 30 minutes, then pounded a gavel and promised to “review the submission.” We sold our house and moved before he had an answer.

As my first act as CEO, I would like to assure our advertisers that I will not allow Twitter to become a lawless, toxic hellscape.

So, he gets suspended for sexual harassment in the workplace and the Nets are like: “sure, whatever. Can you work for us???”

How lovely, to believe in magic. I left our conversation feeling less jealous of Grote’s ability to commune with actual spirits than I am of her confidence in her own intuition.