I love Lizzy Warrren. She is smart, thoughtful, and passionate. The only reason she is not running away with this thing is that we —as a country— fucking suck at doing the right thing.

If I were in the jury, I would ask the judge if the defense attorney can be sent to jail too. Weinstein goes to jail for sexual assault, his lawyer goes to jail for 3rd degree fuckery.

Passing the Equal Rights Amendment is an obviously just, right, and decent thing to do. So yeah, Mitch McConnell will kill this bill, and chuckle every time he thinks about what he did.

Spellcheck Nazi Here: “wittinesses” in paragraph 5.

So, by Dershowitz’s logic, if I get elected President, and I think it is in the best interest of the country for me to get re-elected, then I can order the assassination of all of my political rivals, and it won’t be murder, because I did it for the benefit of the country.

Collins, Murkowski, and Romney are forming an exploratory committee to decide whether it might be wise to consider growing a spine sometime in the future.

To paraphrase: “Don Imus was an old, racist shit head. He was also a human being, and those of us who are not racist recognize that our humanity —and the mortality that comes with it— is something we all share. For that reason, I pass along our condolences to the family of that person, who loved and cared for him…

Wow. I confess that I like stupid action movies.... but this fucking thing. Nothing to laugh at; moronic action; senseless plot. And when Bay ventures into the world of politics, the outcome is..... problematic.

What a fucking weasel. 

FYI: A married couple just plead guilty to KNOWINGLY voting in both Mass and New Hampshire. They received 60 days suspended sentences. They are both walking around free. Seems like voter fraud is only a real crime if you’re black.

Well, Ivanka looks as good as her Dad... awkward as fuck around a motor vehicle. She even stands like a dolt, too.

People saw it as service, and sacrifice, and heritage.

Fake facts! Deep state! Hillary!

You missed Trump’s latest Ukraine excuse: Rudy did all the Ukraine deals, not him. It was a rogue Giuliani problem, apparently.

Well, he found me out. I am a progressive, liberal American. I don’t really care about the climate, pollution, social justice, economic justice, income disparity, racial discrimination, public education, women’s rights, reproductive rights, separation of church and state, corrupt politics, public health or corporate…

Wait, what now!?! He’s a political prisoner.

Dear Judge Joe Brown,

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So Trump is going to get himself impeached trying to smear Joe Biden with fake bullshit about Hunter, and then Hunter goes and does this fuck up for real, and for free.

If I’m guilty of anything, I’m guilty of loving my children too much.

Oh God please do the interview-pocalyse part II. Just give me a few minutes warning so I can make some popcorn.