She could totally do it. Just make her up with a heap of blackface and bob’s-your-uncle off she goes. What could go wrong?!?

This is hilarious. Donny Sr. has the RNC book lots of events at his run down hotels and properties and Donny Jr. has the RNC buying his shitty book and handing them out as gifts.

Advice to turkeys... play it cool until AFTER Thanksgiving, then go into territorial asshole mode. 

On one hand, it would be nice to believe the NYC coroner’s office, and some amoral shitbag decided not to spend the rest of his life behind bars.

I killed Baghdadi much deader than Obama kill Bin Laden, because I am a much tougher guy, with a much better brain, and lots better words. Many people are saying that Bin Laden might not be really or thoroughly dead. He may be hiding in Ukraine. I don’t know, but lots of people are saying it.

Trump was floating the idea of charging the US government $0 for the G7 summit. So, in other words, only taking money from foreign governments.... you know that thing The Constitution expressly forbids.

“And let me say this to you — I thank God for slavery … If it wasn’t for slavery, I might be somewhere in Africa, worshipping a tree,” Daniels once told her congregation, according to reports.

The only way I could cover a mile in 4:34 is if you threw me out of an airplane and measured my pace to the ground.

It wasn’t a racial thing. There was something in the way he said “Hi Mom. I arrived safely. I love you. How was your day?” that led our guard to believe he was up to no good. Definitely no racism though. Also, when he politely showed his room key card and dated card cover we knew he was there to sell drugs, run a…

Why do you hate America? Go back to whatever godless communist country you came from.... I am thinking maybe Venezuela..... is that who we are supposed to be mindlessly hating now.

I’m sure she can architect a positive outcome to this challenge.

So, apparently AOC is OK with people eating babies.

Yeah, but those facts and studies that prove that white people are not good at differentiating between black people don’t fluff up my ego and make me feel good about my self, therefore science is reverse-racist.... or maybe double racist.

I dunno. Guyger didn’t get up that morning thinking “gee, I think I’ll kill someone today, hopefully a black guy.” Her racial bias, combined with exhaustion, some booze (if I remember the story correctly), poor training and judgement added up to her making a rash decision to kill a black man. She apologized publicly,…

Wait... did Peter King keep his “job.”

In a statement to Politico, Trump’s personal attorney Jay Sekulow called the insinuation that the president may have lied under oath “absurd.”

There seem to be a lot of people that “believe the things that they believe because they like to believe them, not because those things seem to be borne out by reality.”

So, these are still illegal:

Be unto each other intolerant assholes, and never be kind when the chance for assholery is thine. Remember always that cruelty to children is the highest form of cruelty.

How did the time-traveling robots get pink-eye? Do they not have antibiotic eye-drops in the future? Does time-travel cause pink-eye?