We will never know. He wears an adult diaper. That’s why his suits are so baggy, and his jacket hangs down so low..... to cover up the diaper lines.

I am bitter and angry, I hate women and blame them for all of their problems. I also kinda toy around with racist and anti-semitic ideas.

I don’t know how he is leading in the polls. I can’t think of a single friend or acquaintance who thinks highly of him, nor a single aspect of his campaign that has anyone excited.

I have always thought that Robbins was just a huckster that spends all of his time self-promoting and selling his “be confident, no, REALLY, REALLY confident” philosophy as some sort of profound genius. I have heard him talk for twice for about a total of 10 minutes and each time I couldn’t believe the complete…

Well, it was a museum. Maybe they walked into the “classic racist tropes” exhibition?!?

The only honest ways to make money:

Yeah, right. Kellyanne Conway, modern-day feminist super-hero.

So, I believe I read a survey that evangelicals are more fearful of atheists than muslims.

What do they have to say about how they got to their perspective?

Well, the Jets could use a GM with a good forehead on his shoulders.

As someone who went to Woodstock 30 in 1999, I cast my vote for letting Woodstock 50 die before it starts.

I have always thought of Joe Biden as a half-wit that occasionally is on the right side (gay marriage) and more often on the wrong side (Anita Hill dragging). Nothing to love or hate, just an idiot who is slogging along through life with hearty handshakes, and a big, dopey smile.

I would propose a different abortion bill. Any woman can get an abortion any time she wants, but the father of the child has to be sterilized irreversibly for life.

To be fair, there is a huge difference between:

Yeah, I was surprised too. Seeing a bunch of performers live, you quickly realize that some musicians just plain suck when they don’t have a studio/engineer to clean up their mess.

Things left out of Hill’s Lawyer’s memo:

I think they just shit on the floor, and then some crazed fan comes in and scoops it up and sells it on eBay for $1000 per turd.

Damn the Florida constitution. You can’t make me watch that old man’s junk unless they go full Clockwork Orange on my eyelids.

A few years back a got a pretty bad medical prognosis. (Spoiler Alert: I lived).

Dear Joe Biden,