Really?!? You want to see that?

Nazi web-surfing!?! Burning down black churches!! Domestic terrorism!!!

Send him to Sweden and let him stand trial for rape.

Smart money is on a coke habit.

My money is on a substantial cocaine habit. Cocaine: it’s a helluva drug.

I think she got some reeeeeeeaaalllly bad advice from her lawyer. It’s bad enough that you bribe some dude to get your kid into college, but to funnel the money through a fake charity and then take the tax write-off. That shit is messed up.

What a truly bizarre thing to lie about. Now —of course— some reporter will ask Suckabee about this in a press conference and be called fake news or some shit.

Please note: this tweet was sent out at 6:34AM. What the fuck. Isn’t that a little early to fire up the racist engines?

Dear Joe Biden,

My sister-in-law, a MAGA true blood, once told me that the ACA should be repealed because she and her church group have bake sales and other charity drives to support local hospitals. She seemed hurt when I pointed out that unless her bake sale pulls in about $10MM dollars, then maybe health insurance for all of the…

Every Sane Person: What you said about a decade of harassment AFTER your precious child is part of a mass murder.

There is only one conclusion I can draw.....

I think he is sorry for:

Agreed. Kellyanne is a paid shill.... and the key word is PAID.

Should we root for everybody black?

These are things I have NOT done today:

This whole thing stinks:

According to The Constitution, the only way that we can go to war is after congress declares a war. The last time we declared a war was as we entered World War II. We have been involved in wars, big and small every decade since.

We perceive you to be a slightly imperfect ally, therefore —based on the laws of the purity police and immature outrage— we consider you to be as bad as our worst, genocidal enemy.

It seems like there are two ways that kids could have “side-doored” into Yale: 1) The soccer coach calling a kid a recruit, and 2) someone getting a smart kid to take their ACT/SAT’s for them.