I am not a racist, ....something, something black friend/roommate/in-law.

“Think about it. Omar wears a hijab, which according to the Quran 33:59 tells women to cover so they won’t get molested. Is her adherence to this Islamic doctrine indicative of her adherence to Sharia law, which in itself is antithetical to the United States Constitution?”

New Law #1: Foreigners can not possess firearms on New Zealand soil, or in NZ territorial waters.

I think the “occupation” of “influencer” can be more accurately described as being a JV Kardashian.

I used to work for a guy that was a zillionaire. He promised a multi-million donation to a college, then his daughter got in. When she failed out after one semester, he never followed through on the pledge. Ended up with the lawyers. Not sure what happened after that, but since the college in question now has an…

So, a person comes to the US from Honduras or Guatemala and get to the border and claims asylum. Then we send them back to MEXICO to wait for a decision??

Yes, Antisemitism has been responsible for all kinds of atrocities throughout history. Good thing he never encourages his supporters that are in the KKK or Neo-Nazi movements, otherwise he would be a total hypocrite (cough, cough).

We have 76,103 – according to my numbers – apprehensions along our southern border last month.

I find it interesting that Trump has this “I was always smart” myth that he wants people not to refute, and Kim Jung Un has the “I golfed all holes in one the first time I went golfing” fairy tale that his minions insist is true.

For the first person to tell me which Marvel movies I need to see before I See this one, I will award one really shiny star.

One question: Are there other Marvel movies that one needs to be familiar with to understand this movie, or is it a true standalone?

This is good news, not that it matters, because she would get .001% of the votes in the first two primaries and then have to drop out.

I want to see a Venn diagram of the QAnon crowd with the flat-earthers. What is the intersection. It’s gotta be a huge intersection, right?

Carson can’t be hanging around DC. He has a spa date with Klingon Jesus.

In a related story, I have never personally suffered from Stage IV pancreatic cancer, therefore I conclude that all cancer has been cured, and that it would be best for everyone to move forward under that very reasonable assertion.

Included in Manafort’s reasons for deserving leniency —according to his lawyers’ filing—

Well, those hearings should be interesting.

Good. I’m getting pretty tired of their petty shenanigans.

I kinda get what they are trying to do with the T limit... but just no. Two things are true:

I’m going to be signing a national emergency, and it’s been signed many times before, by many presidents. It’s rarely been a problem ... nobody cared.