“That ain’t no fucking triangle. That’s a square.”

He was just showing him what Captain Insano does to the bad guy.

NO SCOOP FOR YOU!

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

Thank you for doing this. I hate to look at these images, but people seem to forget that this is what it looks like when a man beats up a person less than half their size.
It’s crazy because while I know this will make (likely a positive) difference, I’m sad that it’s necessary. I’m sad that it took video of Ray Rice…

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

What the fuck would Curt Schilling know about completed games?

“Debatable.”

He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.

In other words, he looks like Frank Caliendo.

Make sure to focus in on the ref in training that calls the possession initially. The mentorship from his crew mate is commendable.

Curt Schilling:
“In Germany in 1938, 4% of the population were members of the Nazi party.
In America in 2015, 4% of Pittsburgh Pirates beat the crap out of water coolers.

Makes you think.....”

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

He’ll be able to do a three-point stance perfectly now.

FREE SPEECH

I just read this over on ESPN. Holy shit was an awful job by them.