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this Korean keeper was in fact trying to allow this, his rival number’s simple goal kick, go into his own net.

That’s just good, clean football. #9 got his bell rung, but once he shakes it off he’ll be fine.

Settle down, guy. You’re only up 9.

It’s sad because when he first came up he seemed superhuman, like an Elian from outer space

Unfortunately, these strange corporate names are the new Nermal.

He might have a Lumpur two

Captain InSano shows no mercy.

In 1919, only 7% of White Sox games were throwback uniform days. HOW’D THAT GO?

It’s too bad he wasn’t a Dodger

Now playing

It’s a shame he wasn’t more headstrong.

Thunder Buddies

Now, now, let’s not be rash. I’d suggest a naval blockade around the island.

I hear that Medusa looked him in the eyes and shouted, “James, harden!”

“Open your eyes, Michael. Measles, Ebola, charter schools. Sometimes I’m like, Salami Hussein was right. And in health care, everyone’s talking about HMOs ... um, how about just calling them gay people?”

I don’t think this was racial profiling, just an honest mistake on the part of the Toys R Us staff. The real thief shuffled out of there before they could get a good look at him.

I’ve heard LeBron’s personal motto is “Carpe Diem,” but I think in this case he took it way too far.

(Balls of) Steel City

Today, Bengals fans are playing a game of Peko boo.