This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

That was the “Jump to Conclusions Mat” of burns.

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”

This is so misleading, as usual. “Kill you” is just how Aaron Hernandez refers to losing weight.

If the Kia Tigers are anything like my Kia Optima, he was back there to help push.

He still made out better than most Koreans caught on the wrong side of an arbitrary line.

Polish American Football League isn’t exactly the sport played at its highest level,

I was hoping someone would mention this. They guy gets through his best friend dropping dead on the court, only for the clippers to make him suicidal... Ridiculous. The Clippers were just the worst.....

You won’t be so thrilled when they have a dog kissing a tree on Kiss Cam.

So, let’s get your logic here - Peter Angelos and his lawyer brethren are why we can’t get any of those well-paying “Asbestos Taste Tester” gigs anymore, and *that’s* why we’re struggling as a nation?

I’d say he’s more of a Willow Smith lookalike, what with his hair whipping back and forth and all.

The only pretentious thing here is you, chief.

Thanks,

I was on Celexa for 9 years after spending roughly 13 of my first 21 years struggling with depression and anxiety. I stopped taking it a few months ago (after gradual dosage lowering, I'm not totally nuts) thinking it may have been contributing to some other issues I'm having. Turns out, it wasn't. I'm not suicidal…

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

This is what happens when a little white lie ends up turning into a big ass joke. But that's just Iggy Azalea for you.

"He'll be fine."

You are literally a man who can't take no for an answer.