The only pretentious thing here is you, chief.

Thanks,

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

This is what happens when a little white lie ends up turning into a big ass joke. But that's just Iggy Azalea for you.

"He'll be fine."

You are literally a man who can't take no for an answer.

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.

In Australia, yes.

Yeah, that's Fox Sports Australia there. Luckily, Fox Sports in the US only has FS1, FS2, Deportes, Fox Sports Go and Fox Soccer Plus/ 2 Go.

Not only is there a Fox Sports 5, there's a beIN Sport 15! And y'all make fun of ESPN 8: The Ocho.

No, blame Joe. Just don't pretend this was a big conspiracy.

I, for one, am completely convinced by a sample size of 3 whole games.

Second time in his career he's taken a knuckler to deep left.

Its like getting robbed by a unicorn. A unicorn that sucks at basketball.

You sure can tell she wasn't an English teacher.

Imagine a conversation between Reggie Jackson and Ricky Henderson. Would that be in the sixth person or what?

I hope to god he just says "Fuck you" and starts training for the NFL.

The fact that they couldn't stabilize his spine shines a bright light on the dark side of India's cast system.