Hahahaha "Koko reacts to Two Girls, One Cup"

To be fair to Velasquez, he had just asked "what's the capital of Thailand?"

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.

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And I'm gonna add this unrelated video of a not necessarily better player doing a not necessarily better thing in a not necessarily similar moment.

If you don't mind, I'm just going to paste a link here to this completely unrelated Derek Jeter story from a week ago, for no good reason: http://deadspin.com/derek-jeter-as…

It sounds crazy but not so much when you remember that some of our great country's congressmen thought (unfortunate) current Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was just joshing when he put that curly pubic hair on her soda can back in the early 1990s.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

As a Jew, I'm pretty disgraced that this idiot thinks he can speak for the rest of my religion.

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Look, I know this post isn't serious and we're on Deadspin and whatever - but please don't perpetuate that "no snitching" bullshit.

Hoser Hoses Hose with Hose Hookup

Guess what, he plays for the other team.

K.N.I.F.E. G.R.A.B.!

I figured he would have ranked Happy Gilmore's defeat of "Shooter" McGavin at the Master's up there too.

Incognito only pawn in game of life.