Much like African Methodist Episcopal churches, the Episcopal means something else in this case.

As a lapsed Episcopalian, you’re over-selling it.

It’s not that kind of Christian school.

One of these days, likely in the not too distant future, Alexei Navalny’s going to disappear during one of these little detentions, if he isn’t found with two bullets in his skull, or knifed in the middle of Moscow. And then we’ll learn something about the Russian resistance, one way or the other.

It’s only been about sixty years since Harry Truman said, “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog,” so, like, how would they know?!

In its previous life, America must have done something really wonderful to get Canada as a friend and neighbor in this life.

I’ll take anything as long as it isn’t fucking game theory.

I realized recently that I spend so much time on twitter that I don’t know how to talk to people who don’t communicate in memes.

I’m glad that “dope” is coming back.

Lib Dems have already said they won’t join a Labour coalition (thanks for David Cameron, ya dicks), so Sinn Fein sadly doesn’t matter one way or the other.

I’m not doubting anyone who says that benadryl knocks them out. I’m just *insanely* jealous.

She’s going to lose her shit when the revolution actually happens.

I console myself by remembering that they’re not really my friends, but there are so many of them.

Stassa!! Ava Duvernay just tweeted this article!!!

God. Damn. It.

Yeah, it’s crazy to say the two events are similar. I don’t recall a lot of cops out there in the ‘90s calling for less criminalization of drugs and more treatment options.

Stories like this make it really hard to understand why state prisons in the United States have a 76.6% rate of recidivism within 5 years.

We really, really do.

He made a new one today, and it felt like half a recruitment video and half a pep talk to Americans. I cried.

This person is a lunatic.