As opposed to the completely predictable surprise, I suppose? Who knows, man. Since late 2016, up is down and right is left. Apparently words no longer mean what we think they mean.

Please let it be BJ’s, please let it be BJ’s.

Hiddles’ dignity is in that box.

Lol, she’s probably happy she doesn’t have to deal with his drama anymore. Now she can just be rich and pretty and unburdened with worry about leaving her husband alone with the nanny. I assume that’s a great feeling after the initial shock wears off!

october sky frocked me UP in middle school—like NOOO JAKE GYLLENHAAL END THE CYCLE OF POVERTY IN YOUR COAL MINING TOWN PLS DONT QUIT SCHOOL GO TO COLLEGE

And the winner for accidentally posting in the wrong thread is...

I wish Barry luck.

Congratulations on your cyborg Russian wife. Condolences that she will eventually leave you for Barry.

She’s already incredible.

Hook. Cried buckets. In my defense, I was 15 and basically an angsty skinbag of hormones.

I get all misty-eyed when I realize we won’t be able to see this much class leaving AF1 anymore:

Ah nothing like a Gawker/former Gawker site shitting over someone else for having the audacity to work on a similar story, then doubling down when people point out how stupid the initial criticism was

Good. They’re little more than Old Boys Networks that bully and harass under the name of “Brotherhood”.

I honestly took it as a joke, not like, as this OP said, a look at the “stages of grief.” But you know what? if this got him some attention and he can sell some books because of it, fucking bully for him. Writing a book, even a bad book, is a really hard and strenuous undertaking, and this is just free publicity. And…

I realize this will require the reader to do more research but simply pulling up the Twitter account and scrolling through the tweets reveals that he gives credit to the NYT and never suggests it was he alone who was scooped. Calling him “a bit of a fraud” is a bit dickish when he gives credit to the people whose work…

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.

Okay, I’ll bite. Because of California’s reliance on petroleum for its income? Because of its reliance on its military to prop up the state government? Because Golden State Warriors fans are insufferable? Because Stan Kroenke’s wig is one of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World? What is the reasoning here?

You should stick to making mediocre action movies.

They’re working on it. There are anti-trust issues; there’s some concern that they’d be cornering the market on racism.