“Balsy” looks like an obnoxious hipster’s for balsamic vinegar.

Yeah. I mean, it seems horrible to play the “who has it worse?” game, but. . . in a world where whole classrooms have been murdered, this is pretty light.

You can have special or you can have Biden, but you can’t have both.

This is truly one of the most puzzling arguments I’ve seen in a while.

So an ideologically-identical septuagenarian is something new and exciting? Okay.

If I never see another misguided assertion that Joe Biden is some sort of progressive hero, it will be too soon.

Goddamn, when Chance and Sassy come over the hill and Peter just stands and waits for Shadow.

If the New York Times gave me money to publish something I’d written in their pages, I’d sure as shit “name-drop” that and I’d bet you would too.

It’s a remarkably ungenerous reading.

You should be aware that this man has a bit of a history with dog whistles, and his defense of Western values may not be everything we want it to be. (Thread from second tweet.)

Do we have anyone running NASA?

There’s a special place in hell for the people who torment grieving families.

Me, just now: la. . .me? La me? Doesn’t ring a... oh goddammit.

Just a casual reminder that Karlie Kloss may or may not become a Kushner, so it’s literally hanging out with Donald Trump and his friend.

I only watched twelve seconds of that video, and I wish I hadn’t clicked at all. That poor man. That poor, bereaved man. My god.

Would be cool if people didn’t use gifs of rapists on Jezebel, but whatever.

I wish all of my coworkers were like Fred Savage.

I for one welcome our new Cylon overlords.

A thousand Lebanese civilians were killed by the Israeli military in 2006, and 4,000 more were wounded. You can think whatever you want about fault and responsibility in that, but there’s resentment a lot more recent than ‘82.

It is so astoundingly inappropriate for him to have said anything at all. From a purely statecraft perspective, he’s trying to intervene in the internal court system of an ally!