“Balsy” looks like an obnoxious hipster’s for balsamic vinegar.

Yeah. I mean, it seems horrible to play the “who has it worse?” game, but. . . in a world where whole classrooms have been murdered, this is pretty light.

You can have special or you can have Biden, but you can’t have both.

This is truly one of the most puzzling arguments I’ve seen in a while.

So an ideologically-identical septuagenarian is something new and exciting? Okay.

If I never see another misguided assertion that Joe Biden is some sort of progressive hero, it will be too soon.

Watching grown ass adults lose their minds over this—I legit saw someone call it revisionist history!—is pretty much the only joy I still find in this world.

Goddamn, when Chance and Sassy come over the hill and Peter just stands and waits for Shadow.

If the New York Times gave me money to publish something I’d written in their pages, I’d sure as shit “name-drop” that and I’d bet you would too.

It’s a remarkably ungenerous reading.

Is Rey just aging hella well or what?

It really feels like the comment sections have gotten worse lately. Sorry about some of these responses. They’re pretty fucking gross.

You should be aware that this man has a bit of a history with dog whistles, and his defense of Western values may not be everything we want it to be. (Thread from second tweet.)

Do we have anyone running NASA?

There’s a special place in hell for the people who torment grieving families.

Me, just now: la. . .me? La me? Doesn’t ring a... oh goddammit.

Just a casual reminder that Karlie Kloss may or may not become a Kushner, so it’s literally hanging out with Donald Trump and his friend.

I only watched twelve seconds of that video, and I wish I hadn’t clicked at all. That poor man. That poor, bereaved man. My god.

Would be cool if people didn’t use gifs of rapists on Jezebel, but whatever.

I wish all of my coworkers were like Fred Savage.