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Being bitter because daddy didn’t love mommy anymore added a lot of intellectual insight. Try therapy instead.

How old was Chelsea when Rush Limbaugh called her the White House dog? They’re all fucking hypocrites.

They vote in September for the 2024 Games.

There’s no way—no way—the IOC votes to give any US city the Olympics. They wouldn’t give Obama the Olympics; there’s no way they give the games to Trump, who definitely isn’t prepared to bribe LA in.

Great job living out your revenge fantasy on people you don’t know, then. Super healthy.

God bless him.

If he wanted to commit actual assault, he wouldn’t do it himself. He’d call in that favor Papelbon owes him.

Diana was in a very public relationship when she died. How long would Charles have needed to be unhappy and alone for you to approve of moving on to the woman he loved?

Don’t overthink it. The answer is simple: The hockey gods neither love us nor want us to be happy.

Seeing Forsberg’s name anywhere near McPhee’s just caused me actual heart palpitations, so I hope you’re happy.

With my own beloved Capitals washed out of the playoffs once again, my rooting interests are:

In one of Al Franken’s books, he talks about flying not long after 9/11, and how passengers would list their credentials to each other.

I frequently throw other shit in the bin with my laptop, and I’ve never once been stopped. Application of regulations seems. . . inconsistent.

In an appropriately-staffed White House, there would be people to advise them which outfits to wear to which events, but. . .

Well, he’s right about strength of character and lack thereof.

I think Raqqa is now in Turkey, actually.

I only read the comments for the endless rage about stick to cars, you Trump-hating liberal commies.

I think every woman should do what’s right for her in her situation. I think “her job was too politically sensitive for her to stay married to him” is an awful, awful thing to write about someone. That’s such a demand that Huma take the American public’s political sensibilities into account in deciding her future, and…

I think that attitude is abhorrent. It was her life and her marriage, and you think she should have walked away because of political calculations? I feel sorry for you.