Stassa!! Ava Duvernay just tweeted this article!!!

God. Damn. It.

Yeah, it’s crazy to say the two events are similar. I don’t recall a lot of cops out there in the ‘90s calling for less criminalization of drugs and more treatment options.

Stories like this make it really hard to understand why state prisons in the United States have a 76.6% rate of recidivism within 5 years.

We really, really do.

He made a new one today, and it felt like half a recruitment video and half a pep talk to Americans. I cried.

This person is a lunatic.

-1 good Earth

Being bitter because daddy didn’t love mommy anymore added a lot of intellectual insight. Try therapy instead.

How old was Chelsea when Rush Limbaugh called her the White House dog? They’re all fucking hypocrites.

They vote in September for the 2024 Games.

There’s no way—no way—the IOC votes to give any US city the Olympics. They wouldn’t give Obama the Olympics; there’s no way they give the games to Trump, who definitely isn’t prepared to bribe LA in.

Great job living out your revenge fantasy on people you don’t know, then. Super healthy.

God bless him.

If he wanted to commit actual assault, he wouldn’t do it himself. He’d call in that favor Papelbon owes him.

Diana was in a very public relationship when she died. How long would Charles have needed to be unhappy and alone for you to approve of moving on to the woman he loved?

Don’t overthink it. The answer is simple: The hockey gods neither love us nor want us to be happy.

Seeing Forsberg’s name anywhere near McPhee’s just caused me actual heart palpitations, so I hope you’re happy.

With my own beloved Capitals washed out of the playoffs once again, my rooting interests are:

In one of Al Franken’s books, he talks about flying not long after 9/11, and how passengers would list their credentials to each other.