I frequently throw other shit in the bin with my laptop, and I’ve never once been stopped. Application of regulations seems. . . inconsistent.

In an appropriately-staffed White House, there would be people to advise them which outfits to wear to which events, but. . .

Well, he’s right about strength of character and lack thereof.

I think Raqqa is now in Turkey, actually.

I only read the comments for the endless rage about stick to cars, you Trump-hating liberal commies.

I think every woman should do what’s right for her in her situation. I think “her job was too politically sensitive for her to stay married to him” is an awful, awful thing to write about someone. That’s such a demand that Huma take the American public’s political sensibilities into account in deciding her future, and…

I think that attitude is abhorrent. It was her life and her marriage, and you think she should have walked away because of political calculations? I feel sorry for you.

America is exhausting now.

I’m one of them and I don’t even feel bad for us.

I’m mad at everyone who starred her comment.

It’s baffling. Can you imagine what a Trump campaign would have done to him? I know he thinks he’s all “man of the people,” and it would have been awful to see him torn apart, especially so soon after Beau’s death.

In that very piece, he’s quoted as saying, “I thought I was a great candidate.”

I don’t know if I completely buy his 165 mph story, but the scuttlebutt has always been that he gets pulled over for various infractions but is never charged. Highly, highly speculative so take it with a gallon of salt.

Jayson Werth can confirm this.

Sexual assault, too. C-sections. Domestic violence. They’re monsters.

She starred in Smash. That was pretty disastrous.

Bruh! No love for Joel Ward?

Is the Eastern Shore the weirdest place in America? I feel like it’s gotta make a top 10 list.

But surely after his display of America’s incomparable military might, the Syrian civil war immediately ended and peace reigned.

Okay wait wait wait hear me out.