Vlad doesn’t care about Syrian lives, not even the ones of his side. This is sound and fury; it’s not a regime-threatening airstrike and that’s all he cares about.

Jessica Jones?!?

If you told me that was Ivanka pre-plastic surgery, I would believe you.

I like Christian Siriano for Payless a lot. Extremely basic flats, but I felt like I couldn’t find anything at Target, Amazon, or DSW and these were all I needed.

You know Shailene was dying to be in this.

Oh Jesus fuck, she’s the worst.

Boy, that’s not a great quote from him. I would have said Perry was pretty much exactly the same two dimensional character as most other abusive men in tv and movies, but I’d also say that I’m not sure we need a deeply sympathetic portrayal of men who abuse women.

Jesus, stop talking to my cousins, okay? IT WAS ONE TIME.

This is pretty much exactly why I don’t love weddings. People lose their goddamn minds.

You’ll get no argument from me, but I’m generally not all that fond of weddings in general.

I’m sure that someday I’ll get over the headphone jack, but I’ll be dead first.

That’s so strange to me. But I feel like I have known of weddings where someone was invited to the ceremony but not the reception because the former was in a church with plenty of space and the latter in an expensive venue with white glove service.

Only if we’re lucky.

Got mine from a friend who got married, put a nicer KitchenAid on the registry, got said nicer KitchenAid for a gift, and then didn’t need the old one.

What in God’s name is an evening guest and why don’t I get invited to weddings this fancy?

The Alawites had a nice run, I guess.

That “for rest” section is the stuff of nightmares.

Or they aggressively target stay at home moms with less experience and fewer opportunities. But nah, they must just be stupid.

I would love to have been exposed to this bullshit three times in my life. It’s been three times this week, and I’m still not buying any essential oils, nail wraps, or weird face wash.

I just want to watch BSG and dream of a world that the cylons end quickly.