I watched this and regretted it so, so much. Goddammit, Sorkin.

Can you explain the census to me? I’m just a highly qualified professional who doesn’t understand a concept that’s been around since biblical times and one in which I have participated multiple times during my adulthood.

I love you.

He thinks it’s a goddamn protection racket. Marshall wept.

What do you use? I go through CamelBaks like it’s my job—I need the sippy cup for grownups—but it leaks and sweats with every refill.

I knew a British Airways family with the same privileges/responsibilities. I want to be mad about the 10 year old, but. . .

I think, but don’t know for sure, that that particular account is fan-run and just takes her snaps to put on Instagram

I joke about a great many things, but I would never joke about this.

“When Breath Becomes Air” made me sob great, heaving, ugly sobs and that was just with my internal voice reading it. I can’t imagine ever listening to it.

Um, excuse me. Eight Below is a goddamn masterpiece. I will fight you over this.

There were just so many feelings. How do the young pups these days make it through without Dashboard?

I always get my J. Walshes mixed up. I can never remember which one is America’s Most Wanted and which one is fighting a revolution over a Trump defeat.

I know it’s not relevant, but. . .I really want to believe that you still have actual AIM installed as a legacy program, complete with away messages and overwrought Dashboard Confessional lyrics.

You know what, though? I’m just not fucking ready to watch anything about a woman who runs for president and loses.

Thanks!

So, I’m in the same boat. If I delete and then re-install from the cloud, does that do it?

I get your point, but man, I wish you’d used Stella’s name.

I exclusively use spotify and NPR these days. I accidentally switched over to real radio and I was like a vampire exposed to the sun.

I’ve never hated anything more.

Your historical reference is much better than mine, but the first thing that popped into my head was the scene from “Going Clear” when they have all the Scientologist wives on tv to undermine their former-Scientologist ex-husbands. Very Stepford.